Disclaimer: I may have been feeling a bit…fractious when I wrote this.
Let’s see…what are my favorite things this month?
Favorite Non-Drive-Thru Restaurant: Um, nope. They’re all closed.
Favorite Time to Be in the Hospital: Right now. They’re empty. Literally. Take my word for it; I have personal experience with two different hospitals this month.
Favorite Result of Coronavirus: The Kung Flu Kick-Back. Sometimes it just pays to have lots of kids. Our check was for $5,900. Yours? (At least now we can pay our hospital bills.)
Favorite Secular Easter Activity: The Easter Egg hunt with all the cousins. Lots of “social distancing” happening there…
Favorite Homeschooling Subject Right Now: The Constitution and The Bill of Rights
Favorite Article of the Bills of Rights: Article the Third… Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble…
Favorite Priest: Mine. May the holy angels protect him and blind his enemies. Thank you, Father, for providing all the Sacraments for us. Now if only our government would consider churches “Essential.”
Favorite Bishop: Anthanasius Schneider. May he live a long and healthy life.
Favorite Online Controversy: SSPX Lives Matter too. No, I’m not an SSPXer, but man, am I thankful for their courageous fight. Dr. Marshall has a great video out there, if you’re interested. (I’ve actually met the SSPX priest that Marshall interviews; he’s great.)
Favorite Sign to Contemplate: “Thank You to Our Essential Workers!” But what I want to know is, what about all the nonessential workers who sacrificed their jobs. I think I’d be really thankful for them too. They’re really suffering with no income, etc. And what a label! Guess what? Oh, you lost you’re job? It’s because you’re non-essential. Lord, spare us.
Favorite Outdoor Activity: Playing basketball at the local park. Oh wait, never mind. The public officials actually took the rims off of our basketball hoops because some teenage boys got together an intense game few weeks ago.
Favorite Drink: All wine. Box wine, bottled wine, red wine, white wine, cold, room temperature, hot…shoot, between the Psalms and Hilaire Belloc, I’m convinced that wine and Jesus are the only things that’ll get us through this Government-Mandated-Marshall-Law-Quarantine-Kung-Flu-Communist-Lock-Down. May it end soon. Amen. Alleluia.
(See Disclaimer above.)