We loaded up all 7 children and took them to a museum this morning. And out to eat.
Are You Nuts!?!
Yes. Yes, we are.
But you see, one gets desperate in the wintertime when we’ve had about four weeks of subzero weather.
So today we drove even further north (not kidding) and made it to a museum called the Lewis and Clark Interpretive Center in Washburn, ND,* where a kind lady met us at the door to charge admission. This lady took one look at us all, and then decided that we qualified for the Group Rate because we had so many children that she couldn’t do the math to figure out how much to charge us for entry.
Now, did I learn anything at this museum? Nope, because I was too busy either holding the baby or corralling the little children.
I did notice, however, this sign:
After I read that sign, I decided it was a very good thing to be born now, in these days, than to be alive 150 or so years ago. Can you imagine daily killing rats! Oh, no thank you. I’ll gladly change dirty diapers all day.
Back to the Museum
My children thoroughly enjoyed themselves. Thankfully at this museum there were a few wooden chests lying around that one could open up and feel free to get into the spirit of things by dressing up.
And here are the boys in some other fun coats and hats.
So in all, the museum was a success.
And so was eating out. I was a little nervous about this, but we just do what all sensible parents do. We bribe them.
“Now children, if you’re really good at the diner, we’ll stop at the gas station and buy you fountain pops and candy for the ride home.”
And that, my friends, is how you do it.
At the diner, I was very thankful that the waitress brought out their milks right away, as this gave them something to do. But even better was that the milks had lids. (See photo below.) No sensible parent buys drinks for children without lids.
Secondly, while we waited for the food, I remembered that I had a pack of cards in my purse, so I gave it to the children, and they played Up and Down the River. This kept them pretty quiet until the food came.
This was one of our most successful Dining Out Trips, for there were no major incidents. So of course we drove straight to the gas station and bought them fountains pops and candy.
We listened to Anne of Green Gables on the way home. I love that book.
Happy Presidents’ Day Y’all!
*Of course, after the initial fiasco of changing diapers and running back into the house for sundry objects – hats, sunglasses, water – we had to drive straight to a coffee shop. One must be properly medicated with caffeine to survive this kind of endeavor. And then we drove north towards the Arctic Tundra. Might as well be in Canada.